• Palpatine:

  Hey dude. What's going on?

• Anakin:

  Teenage rebellion.

• Palpatine:

  Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people.

• Anakin:

  your fave is problematic/ love the way they just *clenches fist*

• Obi-wan:

  sipping tea after throwing shade/ hoe don't do it

• Padmé:

  the discourse chef/history of Japan

• Luke:

  Do a flip!/ what are THOSE!

• Leia:

  who is she?/ any and all sjw memes

• Han:

  gotta go fast/ buy my silence; for $8,000 a month I will stop

• Rey:

  sand guardian, guardian of the sand/ meet me in the pit

• Finn:

  cinnamon roll/ "what is he doing?" "his best"

• Poe:

  daaaaaaamn daniel/ watch me swooce right in

• ADDITIONALLY

• Kylo Ren:

  "no dad, I'm giving up your dream!"

• Jabba:

  ............slime man

• R2D2:

  *hacker voice* I'm in

• Jar Jar Binks:

  ...this was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake

Roses are red, violets are blue

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